Friends of Bertram

Just as Dorothy has her friends, Bertram has his.

To those who know who and what Bertram is, just know, we are all Friends of Bertram.

by FriendofBertram November 22, 2024

Ariella kelsea Berlin

Christopher’s girlfriend, hottie with a sexy body. Works hard at Buffalo Wild Wings. Funny, sharp witted. Smart ass bitch and moody as hell. Emotional. Bad with money. And smokes a lot…

Ariella kelsea Berlin jumped off a bridge into the rushing waves of a destin jetty rock and her cute sexy boyfriend, Christopher jumped next.

by Kelsapher January 7, 2025

Hawk-Tinkle Berry

1. A filler type word use in the same context as: "like" or "um" (used as Hawk-Tinkling Hawk Tin-Kel-Ing

2. A quantifier such as: "really" or "very"

3. A West England slang term for piss.

1. You know the, Hawk-Tinkling, household shop?

2. He is so Hawk-Tinkling funny!
3. I need a Hawk-Tinkle

3 (alternative) . He's taking the Hawk-Tinkle Berry with this one. (taking the piss)

by Arabella Templar-Mclean February 6, 2025

magical girl bertram

magical girl bertram is someone with beautiful long blonde hair, big blue eyes and stubble (think glinda but as a drag king). he is a natural at the toss-toss and desperately needs to transform like a magical anime girl. he is a nerdy girl in an american high school movie hiding behind glasses who just needs a glow-up and all the boys will fall in love with her but SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER he's a lesbian. he also doesn't need hrt - hrt needs him. he sprinkles a trail of fairy dust wherever he goes. we all know and love magical girl bertram.

"omg my friend is such a magical girl bertram. look at him transform!"

by smellerbeller March 17, 2026

magical girl bertram

magical girl bertram is a someone with beautiful long blonde hair, big blue eyes and stubble (think glinda as a drag king). he is a beautiful magical anime girl in an american high school drama hiding behind thick glasses and just needs a glow up. then all the boys will fall in love with her but SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS he's a lesbian (single). he doesn't need hrt, hrt needs him. he sprinkles a train of fairy dust everywhere he goes. we all know and love a magical girl bertram.

"omg my friend is such a magical girl bertram. look at him transform!"

by smellerbeller March 17, 2026

evil 1941 berlin

either something stupid asf or a hitler joke (if someone says this you gotta say those who know skull emoji)

)peoples1( is that a n evil 1941 berlin reference?
)peoples2( those who know 💀💀💀

by cringy77 March 19, 2025

Gayer than a Saint Bernard on May Day

A common term in the rural Midwest United States. The origin is for this term is blurry at best. Some people say that a gay couple in Kansas were attacked by Saint Bernard dog on May Day sometime in the 80s. After having received a blood transfer from the attack it contracted AIDS. This origin is disputed against the claims of it originating Iowa after a standoff between a meth head and the police. Taking place on May Day in the 70s, strong evidence suggests this is the origin. After a short fire fight, the meth head and the neighbor’s Saint Bernard were killed. Since the meth head was raging homosexual, it could be inferred that the term Gayer than a Saint Bernard on May Day came from that.

Person one: this job blows is so fucking gay
Person two: for real for real. It is Gayer than a Saint Bernard on May Day

Person one: what the fuck are you on about

by MFG.24 June 6, 2025