Urban Sail

When a breeze kicks up and your umbrella becomes either uncontrollable, inverts itself in your hands, or flies from your grip.

Synonyms: urban kite, umbrella sail, umbrella kite

"Umbrellas are a pain in the ass. Sure, they protect your head and shoulders from the rain, but the second the slightest breeze kicks up, you suddenly find yourself the unwitting mast for an urban sail that, best case scenario, inverts itself in your hands, and worst case scenario, flies from your grip, whips down the street and spears the Pope in the neck." - Tracy V.

Source: Cracked.com, Tracy V. (Invictus99)

by notfeelingcreative June 4, 2014

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by a sad lover August 19, 2017

Urbanized

A word that has been Urbanized has a different definition, which could lead other people to miss use it.

Person 1: "Gay means someone loves animals"
Person 2: "Where did you learn that"
Person 1: "Urban Dictionary"
Person 2: "You have been Urbanized"

by ImHereToProveAPoint November 21, 2020

Urban Dictionary

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by anonymous November 11, 2021

Urban Dictionary

You are looking at it.

Why do you need to know what urban Dictionary means if you are here. Besides, google is more accurate most of the time.

by ThatOneDictionary January 1, 2019