The period of time where sex (usually heterosexual penetration) is so boring that you'd rather pay attention to the guy's conveniently positioned fish tank than actively engage in sex.
A: "Hey, I heard you and Tom hooked up last night, how'd it go? Is he worth a go?"
B: "For someone who's so experienced, there was way too much fish tank time. Would not recommend."
B: "For someone who's so experienced, there was way too much fish tank time. Would not recommend."
by lotsofusefulwords March 12, 2016

by DJ Zanimal October 28, 2020

absolute trash show i hate this show so much its so annoying im so tired of my friend making me watch it with her.
person 1 "Hey, we should have a sleepover and watch adventure time."
person 2 "You make me contemplate death."
person 2 "You make me contemplate death."
by clownsoccer October 29, 2023

by Jeaf January 29, 2025

literally what you are doing right now. if you're like me, your probably bored out of your mind while in a zoom call for art and are on the urban dictionary cuz you're an idiot and have nothing better to do. end my suffering, please.
person 1: lol I'm fucking bored I'm just going to go on to the urban dictionary and waste time that I could use to be productive
person 2: good choice I love wasting time!
person 2: good choice I love wasting time!
by RRRILEY May 5, 2020

by YOUNG_LYNX13 August 6, 2019

by Daddy long leg 96 July 14, 2017
