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Alaskan one night stand

an Alaskan one night stand is a situationship originally a hook up or friends with benefits situation that has not only lasted a long time but also reached serious relationship milestones without being labeled as a relationship. it usually happens when one or both participants consciously or subconsciously desire a relationship but don’t communicate in fear of rejection.
Sue: My friend Tammy is pregnant with her third child.
Betty: Oh, is she seeing someone?
Sue: No, she has been having an Alaskan one night stand for the last 5 years.
by s. betty June 20, 2022
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I shit you not one cent

used to describe the wildest part of a story is 101% true, no matter how insane it might seem
"i dropped my sandwich and i shit you not one cent, it landed perfectly back on the plate!"
by Insert inside joke here August 26, 2022
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Hole In One

A hole in one is a sexual activity that takes place at a golf course, wherein one person positions themselves with their dick facing the hole and their lover engages in anal intercourse, with the intention of making their sexual partner ejaculate into the hole.
Mike - Jimmy got totally hole in one'd last Thursday!
by Syrups November 18, 2023
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Ones and twos

How many points Ronan often gets per player in fantasy football each week
Look, Ronan just got ones and twos again.
by DJ TRYB November 7, 2020
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the one

Some other motherfucker you thought you were dealing with before realizing that I am not them.
Boy, don't get started with me today. I am not the one.
by pcwi December 21, 2024
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one-eyed huckstable

Getting a money shot in the eye from a well do to african american. Even more profound if said african american is wearing a Cosby Sweater
Once in college I dated this black guy and he gave me a one-eyed huckstable. I should have felt ashamed, but I actually enjoyed it.
by gamoson October 31, 2011
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