National ask Out your crush 

This is the day to ask out your crush you better do it I wanna see it happen

hey It’s national ask out your crush day wanna go out with me

National ask Out your crush by Spread the news November 2, 2019

National Mephobians Day 

National Mephobian Day is a day where Mephobians come out and show the world how awesome you are. The world may end today because of those Mephobians.

“Bro why you so awesome today?”
“Because National Mephobians Day I’m a Mephobian”

National Mephobians Day by Rat017393 November 3, 2019

National Miracle Day 

A national day of rest on February 22 in honor of the 1980 USA Olympic hockey team beating Russia

Joe: we don’t have school on the 22!
Mike: why
Joe: Because we are celebrating National Miracle Day

National Miracle Day by Tyrone Shoelaces November 3, 2019

National Jimmy Craig Day

A day of rest to honor American hero jimmy Craig and his magnificent performance for team USA, celebrated on May 31

Joe: National Jimmy Craig Day gonna be litty city
Mike: yeah dawg a day off from school... imma watch miracle

National Jimmy Craig Day by Tyrone Shoelaces November 3, 2019

National eat ass and smoke grass day 

This day is on November 15th, fellas on this day you eat your girls ass and spark a fat blunt after

November 15th is national eat ass and smoke grass day, the day all guys must eat there girls ass and spark a fat blunt afterwards

National eat ass and smoke grass day by TedyTSN November 3, 2019

National bestfriends day 

It’s on November 8th. It’s a day to appreciate your best friend and everything they’ve done for you. You better believe you’re gonna show off your best friend to everyone.

You: HAPPY NATIONAL BESTFRIENDS DAY BESTIE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
Bestfriend: You are such a great best friend too thank you for being in my life

National bestfriends day by Fine_words_dude November 4, 2019

National Anal Check Up Day

November 6th

The day that is a tradition to make a doctors appointment for an "Anal Checkup". This could include a prostate exam or a quick glance.

Jimmy: Hey. Did have you got your appointment yet?
Franklin: Of course it's National Anal Check Up Day.

National Anal Check Up Day by heh3heh3heh3 November 4, 2019