ghost cock

(verb) The act of thrusting your pelvis at someone and yelling "GHOST COCK!!!" in an act of surprise and humiliation. Usually used to piss someone off or catch them unaware. Originated through a gay joke that went weird somewhere, by Will, Danny and Anthony.

"GHOST COCK!!!" screamed Will as Anthony turned the corner.

"What the- Aw, fuck. How did you know I was coming?" Anthony said.

"You didn't see me, but I saw you," said Danny, laughing his ass off.

by qrst one December 11, 2009

cock monkey

1. A person whom when see's or touches cock, starts acting like a horny monkey, making monkey sounds and jumping around
2. A blatent and proud homosexual, or complete faggot

1. My brother is a goddamn cock monkey, he really loves cock.
2. I went to prison and became someones cock monkey.

by Shit Forest November 11, 2008

Hubby's cock

The cock of the husband

She needs more than her hubby's cock - Would be - She needs more than the cock of her husband.

by Textprofiler August 10, 2008

chicago coffee cock

Verb- when a women drinks coffee and leaves it in her mouth while giving a man oral sex. Often times this is accompanied by a sprinkled doughnut around the genitalia of the man.

While drinking her starbucks, jill gave jack some incredible chicago coffee cock to start the off his week.

by chicagocoffeecock August 8, 2010

Black Cock Pound

A homosexual pornographic parody of Black Hawk Down, starring Ben Ass-lick and Josh Hard-nips.

I went to a stag shop to rent a porno to rent a full length movie such as "E.T. - Extra Testicle" or "Black Cock Pound".

by Leonardo Gambino March 9, 2009

cock block blocker

cock block blocker: Also know as a wingman.

My wingman took care of the cock blocker

by dodgyd May 13, 2005

Reverse Cock Block

A repulsive individual that you typically encounter at a night club that makes aggressive advances towards unwilling women. As a result, the girls start clinging to you, and leads to a hook up.

Those guidos were so grinding up on every girl at Webster Hall. A cute girl gravitated towards me and we ended up hooking up. Who would have guessed those creeps would have been a reverse cock block.

by dhun August 29, 2012