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bag ripped

can be used interchangeably in a variety of circumstances, usually as a proclamation or exclamation of excitement at witnessing something of value or quality.

May also be used when when experiencing pain (physical or emotional), anger, intoxication, or being under the influence of drugs.
1) Upon seeing an attractive woman:

" Damn yo, her bag is ripped!"

2) upon injuring ones self:

Person a) " hey man are you ok?"
Person b) *in agony* " Nah man my bag is ripped!"

Variation- Upon seeing someone else in pain, i.e if one were to biff it on a skateboard:

"Ah man did you see that dude get his bag ripped?!"

(Particularly applicable when a crotch shot is witnessed)

3) upon experiencing anger:

person a) " I am gonna kill that dude..."
person b) " come-on man, calm down, don't get your bag all ripped..."

4) upon intoxicaion:

person a) " man how much did you drink?"
person b) "I dunno man, but my bag is RIPPED!"
by Clint B. December 31, 2008
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douche bag

Me: I ate a cupcake
Kenneth Krause: you're fat, i'm a douche bag
by nooneyoullfindout October 5, 2012
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bag-el

The way that dumb people pronounce bagels.
Hey Erin, can I get a Bag-el with cream cheese.
by Shmorph July 4, 2019
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Hutch bag

A kid in chemistry, who has the mind set of a emo kid/prep/douchbagery. The body of what looks like a 5 year old jock. and the mouth of a gangsta gettin capped, a chicken getting ass raped, and marlon brando. Usually the kid who ends up getting diagnosed with Vaginal Hutchinson's Disease.

This kid thinks he is a black gangsta by mistakenly wearing emo clothes mized with hollister. The mouth keeps it all black though as Bitch, and PISS! come out of his mouth every five seconds after getting a chemistry equation wrong.

The sad part is the chemistry equation was actually a "hole". The wrong hole.

Dont worry, usually the Hutchbag hasnt even found this hole, although he looks frequently on himself, not knowing its on the opposite sex.

Hutchbag's are the prodigies to the Hutch Rocket.
David: Zach, you love cock.
Zach: Shut up Dick Lick.
David: Good come back, HUTCH BAG!
by David the Native January 12, 2009
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fag bag

An insult when someone is a fag and also a douche bag
Sterling: *pushes* James
James: Ayo stop being a "fag bag"
by downygang September 26, 2023
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climbers chalk bag

The vaginal tundra of a post menopausal woman.
Miriam's gash is so dry it's become like a climbers chalk bag.
by Gunner854 June 18, 2023
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Whole bag of it

Usually used at the end of a sentence when one cannot come up with more quantifiable examples. It is the verbal version and also, Walmart version of the word "et cetera."
"I'm literally standing up and jumping around as I'm doing it with like hand gestures and a whole bag of it"
by deathontwolegs October 30, 2020
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