when a guy has to piss and a woman squeezes his waist with her legs until he pisses then jerks him off
He got wet pressure jacked when his jealous girl friend squeezed the piss out of him with her hot thighs and jerked him off
by Gozaagustus March 20, 2022
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Dibbs: damn that sammich looks so good i just had a minor nut
Min: i think those are called preemie jacks
Min: i think those are called preemie jacks
by SandNig01 January 7, 2021
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"John proposed to me, then I totally started Jacking My Rose and shouted "I don't want all your expensive diamonds... Here untraceable bottomless depths, have some valuable stones".
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A sexy beast that everyone loves. Whenever you walk past him you just always become so happy. He has a big penis and an even bigger gyat. He is a very good friend, and suprisingly good at cricket. He also is really good at school for a white person. He is also is a ABSOLUTE SMASH.
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