Friends

A person that wants you dead and is secretly stalking you and getting paid in your taxes

My friend is over there and he's standing there... MENACINGLY!
That's what friends are for.

by Anonymous User 6942066691113 April 20, 2022

offline friend(s)

the opposite of "online friend(s)"; basically a less offensive term for "irl (in real life) friend(s)" so people would stop crying about not being called "real friends"

"got any plans next week?"
"yeah, i'm meeting my offline friend(s) on friday"

by loki★ January 8, 2023

Give your friend money day

May 16 is celebrated where whoever asks their friend or any human for any amount you would like and how you want to present it.

Kyle asked his friend for $20 and Ryan gave him the money because Kyle asked first.
Give your friend money day

by Senire May 16, 2023

Friend

Make friends with (someone).

They bonded over their shared love of music and quickly friended each other.

by Arminkshipper July 4, 2024

Two Pretty Best Friends

An imaginary concept in which two best friends are pretty.

I ain't never seen two pretty best friends, one of 'em always gotta be ugly

by a literal clown November 16, 2020

man friend

A "friendship" that isn't a friendship but a almost relationship . Like, they talk but they never make any moves and they sit together at lunch near the canteen with their friends.

Extremely handsome person: hey is that your man friend?
Weird person getting in with handsome person's brother: that's not the right word!!

by JumpingPig42 October 24, 2019

Friend

Someone who points a gun at you and doesn’t shoot immediately

Goodbye “Friend”

by Zesteria June 11, 2018