upside down ewok

Midgets fist each other until they orgasm into each others mouth. But they havent shaved their hair in months

I heard Ronnie and keykey did an upside down ewok last night

by Lord buttfoot January 8, 2019

stiffing down

when you are sitting in your desk in class and you get a boner, or when you get a boner in class so you sit down at your desk to help hide it.

yo, I was stiffing down so hard in English today. Thank god Mrs. Gregory didn't ask me to stand up!

by sprainter October 9, 2015

sun downing

to slowly close

Sun downing, to slowly close example: The grocery store will be phasing out their unattractive vegetable produce due to poor sales. Starting next week, they'll reduce the selection from 10 varieties to 7, then to 5 in the following weeks, until none are left on display by the end of the month.

by bopbee April 29, 2025

Upside Down Chair Mask

A sex position only used by the most athletic and gifted individuals. It's when two people preferable a man and a woman have intercourse while the woman is on her head and the man is on top of the woman while she is doing on her head and uses the woman like a pogo stick while quickly inject and ejecting his penile region inside of her cooter. Experts at this sex position can even do tricks while having intercourse such as backhand springs, front tucks, and ariel assaults.

Harold:"Hey, did you hear about what Big Mike did while he was plowing Jenna in the Upside Down Chair Mask yesterday!?"
Langston:"No. what happen?"
Harold:"He flipped her cooter inside out and now it looks like a baseball mitten."
Langston:"His life is sooo bro..."

by Piicasso May 26, 2012

down bad

being drastically down that you have to go extreme measures to do something.

kodak from doc paid over $100 for a handjob from a massage place. He is down bad.

by docballs123 March 16, 2022

BEING RUNG DOWN

It is a FUTURE NUMBER ONE SONG written from my 1:11 ANUS MUSK DREAMS sleeping on the CONCRETE somewhere in the GOOGLEPLEX that would sound DAMN GOOD on my HEY DAY TARGET SPEAKER inside the ATM MACHINE LOCATIONS anywhere filling that BANK with super PERFECT SOUND as CHASE ING MY ASSHOLE:PURSE MUSK DREAMS.

DUE TO YOUR PEDOPHILIA ANAL ALAN all your WONDERFUL WRITTEN SONGS and anything else GOES TO THE SCALES OF JUSTICE DISCRETION DIRECTIONS WITH INSTRUCTIONS because of your NO COMPUNCTION.

Songs in songwriter form go in the SEWER RAIN but ADAM NOAH LEVINE and MAROON FIVE before he just RETIRES will SING HIS FINAL NUMBER one SONG as now I LOVE EVERYONE I will give you the chorus that is why the song will sit long time at HOT 100 number on.e and HERE WE GO....BEING RUNG DOWN ,MOVING THAT MOVING THAT MOVING THAT FROWN TRAVELING , TRAVELING UP AND DOWN SEXUAL LIGHT DID YOU HEAR THAT SOUND, OOOOOOH AHHHHHH ASSH0LE NOT PENELOPE LICKING HER ASS GETTING CAUGHT EVERYBODY WATCHING BEING RUNG DOWN.I AM NOT SORRY...JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL PEDOPHILE

by ASSHOLE LOYAL QUERY TELEPATHY September 15, 2021

Upside Down Pony Pole

Being pegged by your wife with a dildo made from a mold of your own penis. The twist being that the dildo is increased in size by 33% in all dimensions.

"Cheryl wants to spice things up and bring a new man into the bedroom. I've been warming up with the upside down pony pole for a few weeks, so I'll be ready for that big ole bull!"

by Glazedroofhomie December 17, 2022