even a baby could do it

Yeah, sure --- if the baby in question was Einstein or Hulk Hogan before he grew up.

Often when an adult snortingly grumbles that, "Even a baby could do it!" when a child either doesn't understand instructions or is too timid/weak to perform some action, the truth is that the grownup is **himself** not able to explain or carry out the task, either, and so he is merely trying to make himself feel better by verbally putting down the poor innocent child. Pathetic.

by QuacksO July 23, 2019

I Believe That I Do Not Like Or Love You, Bother Me Again And I Will Kill YOu

I Believe That I Do Not Like Or Love You, Bother Me Again And I Will Kill YOu

I Believe That I Do Not Like Or Love You, Bother Me Again And I Will Kill YOu

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 17, 2025

Do my makeup Stephen

When Marleigh is going blind Stephen does her makeup, mostly on her titties.

“Do my makeup Stephen”
- “take off your shirt Marleigh”

by Murph_46 September 14, 2018

Doing a Hanky

When you do your best to work for a cause, but accidentally destroy the whole thing.

Origin: Mark Hankinson director of the MFHA describing trail hunting as a smokescreen for foxhunting during a webinar that was leaked by the hunt saboteurs association.

Sab 1: "Did you see that the terrierman was filmed last week releasing a fox from an artificial earth?"
Sab 2: "yes he was doing a hanky"

by brock boy November 25, 2021

What do you want, a cookie?

A sarcastic retort you use on someone when they tell you something you don't give two flying fadoodles about.

Random Facebook person: This is my first (insert completely random item here) of the year!!!!!!

Someone else: What do you want, a cookie?

by Pialinist January 8, 2023

Doing Krista

When you are flyfucking at least 2,5 years.

Also, fucking Krista.

Y'all: "Why is this man pausing brewjob to fuck this poor fly?"
Me: "He's doing Krista, fuggedaboutit!"
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Roomate: "Why is this nice lady nekkid on my friend?"
Me: "She's doing Krista, nothing to worry about!"

by ssphynxx December 17, 2023

Do a Bowen

Doing a “Bowen” is when you use an innocent girl for a quick shag

Person 1: “why are you taking that unconscious girl?”

Person 2: “don’t worry, just gonna do a Bowen”

by BigBlackginger420 November 22, 2021