bofa cheese

A alternative name of a sexually transmitted disease caused from "Dick Cheese" or scientifically smegma. This STD can cause irritation to genitals and also cause kidney failure and/or kidney infection.

"Have you heard? Johnny gave Kimberly bofa cheese. I hope they are recovering!"

by thepowerfulgodofwisdom May 4, 2021

Wisconsin Cheese Log

Proper name for a man's penis after he has engaged in sexual intercourse with a woman suffering from a yeast infection.

Damn yo, after I finished banging this girl last night I went to the bathroom and saw I had a full-blown Wisconsin Cheese Log. I washed off my dick and got the hell out of there...

Did you hear? Agnes gave Gordy a Wisconsin Cheese Log after they got out of the hot tub...

After we had sex, I asked for a blowjob so I could feed her the Wisconsin Cheese Log her friend gave me earlier in the night.

by Gordy McDonkeypunch October 13, 2013

Cheese

This is amazing.

PERIOD.

You know what's amazing?

Me: CHEESEEEEEeEEEEEEeEEeE

by dontuseUrName February 17, 2021

Blue cheese

When a white girl gets a yeast infection

I heard iziai only chases snow bunnies with blue cheese

by Iziai Rodriguez January 4, 2024

Dick cheese

The delicious most creamy cheese that is only produced from your cock. Its smoothing taste can only be found from a homeless guys cock.

guy 1: Is that Dick cheese in your pants?
guy 2: Yes, you want to try some of my Dick cheese?
guy 1: Oh my god yes

by Grandpas cocksicle February 29, 2020

cheese

food of the gods (hillary, steve, all of the good ones!)

me: im so tired
friend: i think you need some cheese.

by ooooottawagirl November 11, 2014

Scottish cheese

Smegma, dick cheese. More specifically, smegma that has been aged a few days or more under somewhat tight foreskin that doesn't usually retract.

Guy 1: This guy I met had a gorgeous dick but there was so much scottish cheese on it when I pulled his tight hood back, I couldn't. I'm talking like, crumbles falling off.

Guy 2: Where's this guy, I need me some scottish cheese now.

by SeanCaern September 18, 2022