Spanker Wanker

someone who spanks thier dick to try and ejaculate

hey look at spanker wanker slapping his dick ha ha ha.

by juddah March 30, 2009

tracksuit wanker

Lads who walk around in a full tracksuit thinking they're buff

boy: "yo i look kinda buff in this tracksuit still"
other: "ha, tracksuit wanker!"

by Iman;)) August 23, 2016

Wanker chav

a chav that is such a rioting wanker that they can only be described as a degenrate wanker chav. the word "cunt" may also follow such an insult

oh looks at them rioting cunts, looting crisps from poundland, arghhh them wanker chavs fuck me right off.

by reece N from rommie August 19, 2011

Car Wanker

Someone who, after passing their test, relishes in driving round, often making ridiculously short trips and irritating all those who are stuck on public transport.
Common among the student population, particularly sixth form.
Opposite of a bus wanker.

#1 "Where's Bob?"
#2 "Aw, he's driving over. Car wanker."

Car Wanker: "Awww you still get the bus? I drove over." *flashes keys in none-subtle way*

#1 "Sorry I'm late, stupid bus. Bloody freezing too...:("
Car Wanker: "Ahh yeah buses, I remember those. I got here ages ago, nice warm drive over..."

by Rawr xD September 10, 2010

Word Wanker

Someone who makes up shit words.

That guy just said "Sex Monkey", what a Word Wanker.

by Heavymetaldude. UG FTW! June 28, 2008

Wanker

1. A fan of prog music

2. One whos musical tastes differ from the pop-culture

3. Fast and Technical music.

Frank is such a Wanker, I swear he hates thing I like just to be non-conformist!

by Jase The Bass September 24, 2006

kiwi wanker

A person who wanks with kiwis. Can also be considered as someone who is sexualy attracted to kiwis.

"Fuck off, kiwi wanker!"
"Hi, I wank with kiwis, therefore I am a kiwi wanker."

by Kyou January 25, 2005