by Horsecxxcxk February 11, 2022
Anyone who can talk about depressing topics with a happy-go-lucky disposition
Their are nice to hang around as they can and will make you feel great on a bad day;
Often dresses like a goth, but not always
Usually artsy
Has one really weird quirk which is their source of their optimistic nihilistic view on life
Their are nice to hang around as they can and will make you feel great on a bad day;
Often dresses like a goth, but not always
Usually artsy
Has one really weird quirk which is their source of their optimistic nihilistic view on life
by Aia Laau November 02, 2018
The act of a man wearing a strap on dildo on his forehead, as if to appear like a unicorn, laying on his back, while another man inserts the dildo into his ass and rides it, while being ridden the man on his back gives the dildo rider a hand job, and tongues his balls as they drop on his mouth during the dildo ride, and also jerks himself off during the entire process. Once both parties ejaculate, they mix the cum together and then the unicorn (man with dildo on head) swallows their combined loads.
by Stinky Wesson June 10, 2021
A can of Natty light. Consuming the magical beverage will grant eternal life, a youthful appearance, and the labido and sexual prowess of an animal in heat. However, each time you drink one, your soul dies a little bit at a time.
Just picked up a case of Unicorn Blood for tonight.
Toss me a can of Unicorn Blood.
What do you mean Natty sucks?! This shit is basically Unicorn Blood.
Toss me a can of Unicorn Blood.
What do you mean Natty sucks?! This shit is basically Unicorn Blood.
by Finch345 December 29, 2011
One morn, i coulda sworn, i was in the middle of a porn, cause this bitch was riding on my unicorn horn
by CnClear January 10, 2011
When two gay people put strap ons onto their heads like a unicorn and then STICK THAT FUCKIN DILDO INTO EACH OTHER'S ASSES
by Papi Zo June 24, 2017
A Unicorn Family is a family that is, simply put, too good to be true. All of the family members love and support one another. Internal strife is rare to non-existent. To the outside world they are a perfect family.
by pmrlcomm October 12, 2015