tool

a greenspoon

man I want a big cookie no the tool'll give it away

by walt3r September 09, 2010

douche tool

someone that sucks at life.

"Stop cutting me off you douche tool."

by Mission Maker February 28, 2006

multi-tool

Someone who is beyond the concept of moron. Is so mentally challenged that they cannot even be called a "spanner". They are instead called by so many tools that it needs to be encompaased by several tools at once.

"Dude, you are such a multi-tool."
"A what?"
"You just proved my point."

by Friedrich February 22, 2003

Douche-Tool

Someone who acts like a douche and dresses like a tool.

Girl 1: Wow that guy dresses like he thinks he is super cool and he is so mean to everyone!

Girl 2: Yeah he is totally a douche-tool!

by D-Rock4 September 29, 2010

Dean Toole

MIND DEAL

Hey! You want to go to Disney and meet Micky Mouse? No, that’s sounds like a Dean Toole

by Island Fights February 02, 2022

tool duel

(n) When two obnoxious and tool-esque guys battle it out in reference to drinking, trash-talking, hooking up with girls, or other frat-like activities, in order to secure their title as alpha-tool.

1. "Did you see Nathan do that keg stand for 45 seconds?"
2. "Yea, but Kev-O did one for 47 seconds while that hot blonde was watching."
1. Looks like Kev-O won the tool duel.

by wheresbuckbeack? July 20, 2011

NOC Tool

NOC Tool is a person who works in a NOC and is the butt of everyone's jokes, at times they will even participate in making fun of the NOC Tool not realizing they are the fucking Tool

Hay did you hear NWS shit himself least night because he is too fucking stupid to tell the difference between shit and a fart?? What a fucking NOC Tool

by D0nkypunch March 06, 2018