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a greenspoon
man I want a big cookie no the tool'll give it away
by walt3r September 9, 2010
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tool

1. One who lack a brain, and/or does not know how to use it properly.

2. One who should be diagnosed with having bipolar disorder. This person will be having a nice civil conversation one minute and the next they will snap and go insane. Everyone around should stay clear of this person because his P's know peeps and my G's know peeps.
Emample: Steve Narish

"Wow, this kid is a tool!"
by G thang love daddy December 3, 2007
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multi-tool

Someone who is beyond the concept of moron. Is so mentally challenged that they cannot even be called a "spanner". They are instead called by so many tools that it needs to be encompaased by several tools at once.
"Dude, you are such a multi-tool."
"A what?"
"You just proved my point."
by Friedrich February 22, 2003
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Tool Shame

The act of shaming someone for working with inexpensive hand tools. Usually done by someone who has poor impluse control and spends thousands of dollars on tool truck tools (ie.. Snap-on). This person has an IQ of less than 100 and cannot do the simplest cost benefit analysis to realize that they are the moron for investing in over priced tools.
Shamer... Yee Yee, them there Harbor Freight wrenches ain't as good my Snap-On ones.

Shamee.. Pound sand you dumb redneck and quit trying to tool shame me.
by Kram Larry October 28, 2022
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Douche-Tool

Someone who acts like a douche and dresses like a tool.
Girl 1: Wow that guy dresses like he thinks he is super cool and he is so mean to everyone!

Girl 2: Yeah he is totally a douche-tool!
by D-Rock4 September 30, 2010
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tool duel

(n) When two obnoxious and tool-esque guys battle it out in reference to drinking, trash-talking, hooking up with girls, or other frat-like activities, in order to secure their title as alpha-tool.
1. "Did you see Nathan do that keg stand for 45 seconds?"
2. "Yea, but Kev-O did one for 47 seconds while that hot blonde was watching."
1. Looks like Kev-O won the tool duel.
by wheresbuckbeack? July 19, 2011
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Wicked Tool

Someone who you cant stand to be around, but want them at the same time!
"That kid is such a wicked tool, But I want him right now."

"Your sucha wicked tool, now come get into my bed."
by mkllbtfs70 February 18, 2009
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