tomato bob chili

A tomato named bob that’s put in chili

Mom: honey come down to eat dinner
Me: what are we having?
Mom: tomato bob chili
Me: yay I love that stuff

Mom: honey come down to eat dinner
Me: what are we having?
Mom: tomato bob chili
Me: yay I love that stuff

by Why did you leave me Stacy? December 22, 2020

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Tomato fucker

Son of a farmer that's not allowed in the barn anymore.

After little Billy was caught fucking the pigs ant the chickens, we banished him from the farm. Next thing we know we got a little tomato fucker on our hands.

by Error219 May 24, 2022

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tomato head

Child/adult that wears a bun on top of their head with a cloth over it, originating from Sikhism and some Middle Eastern areas.

Why are there so many tomato heads in the neighborhood?

by Daman Randhawa December 23, 2021

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Spicy Tomato Soup

When you eat a takis, or anything spicy, then go down on a girl when shes on her period.

I really enjoyed my spicy tomato soup last night.

by Wise Gent June 08, 2019

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Yes-men and Tomato-cans

The only people worth talking to

Hym “Yes, more yes-men and tomato-cans. That’ll be fun to watch. Hey what happened to the beetejuice rule? Where if I say something insulting 3 times you have to confront me? Mikhaila Peterson is a slut. Mikhaila Peterson is a slut. Mikhaila Peterson is a slut. There you go. And day now. Try and hurry up yeah, we’ll test your theory that I can’t do this in person.”

by Hym Iam November 08, 2022

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