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Morning wedgie

The act of a guy grabbing the back of another guys underwear band and pulling it upwards . Always both guys ; 2 . A wedgie performed between the hours of 7:00am and 11:00am ; 3. A morning ritual between older brother to younger brother ( or on rare occasions vice versa) this ritual is often turned in to a "daddy drinking game" . Meaning every time dad has a cup of coffee a wedgie is performed on the person on the receiving side of the waistband .
Joe : Good morning kiddo . Dads already had 2 cups of coffee and your overdue .
George: wait are we doing my regular daily wedgie, because we didn't do the last 2 days, or are we playing morning wedgie ?
Joe: morning wedgie . I have to catch up on the last 2 days aswell . . . SOOO .

George: ok .
by David fartshorter January 1, 2014
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morning suckoff

The act of which a person's penis is sucked off in the morning.
When he got out of bed, Jim was wandering around the house in the hopes that his wife would give him a morning suckoff.
by thewildone June 28, 2011
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Tender Morning

A morning sensation felt upon waking up after sleeping in, characterized by a feeling of warmth, slight sweatiness and a particular smell.
"It's the third straight week Jasmine has come down for breakfast at lunchtime smelling like tender morning."
by l_davoli33 April 26, 2019
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the morning omelet

When you crack an egg in a girls ass, then fuck her until it scrambles. After the eggs are scrambled, the girl tips the eggs in a hot pan and the omelet is made. Served best with hot coffee and fresh fruit.
Hey Tom, how was your morning?
It was amazing! I did anal with my wife and had the morning omelet!
by the sensual chef October 7, 2018
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Morning Wettie

A morning woodie for girls. When you wake up wet as fuck.
Omg I woke up with the wettest morning wettie!
by Hetril August 3, 2016
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morning biscut

When you give a girl head in the morning, or whenever she wakes up.
"Tristan gave me a morning biscut and I couldn't have started my day off any better."
by cheetonoodle May 14, 2018
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morning bulge

When a guy has an erection in the morning and it forms a bulge in his pants
My older brother always wakes up with a morning bulge
by tory borty April 30, 2013
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