When you've been out in the desert so long that you accumulate mud in the corners of your mouth caused by dirt accumulation and sweat.
by Judicium May 18, 2015
by corey franck April 25, 2003
The result of having anal intercourse on a regular basis with a woman with an excess amount of pubic hair in the area of the gooch,which results in fecal matter becomeing lodged in the hair which, resembles a crab.
I railed Jessica in the butt last night and this morning when i went back for more, she had a bad case of mud crabs.
by Greg Mow-Chow February 01, 2007
The purest act of anal enlightenment; while engaging in a session of pudding pushing, you hastily remove your ram rod and begin violently shaking it, flinging any amount of potetial clingers wildly across the room. You then quickly replicate the cry of a caged flacon and begin to bat your arms to fan the smell of fresh turds. You win.
by the bird of prey December 31, 2013
When the lady lies on her stomach with back arched and the gentleman sits on her shoulders with the head of a turd sticking out (see turtle head). He then procedes to slide down her back with the aid of the turd.
by Andrew June 22, 2006
A man is having sex with a girl and she asks him to put it in her ass. His response "i'm sorry i don't have my mud tires with me." You cant go playing in the mud with bald tires.
by BDouts November 30, 2008
a moniker for the individual that likes to lick their partners asshole, to eat out your partners butthole, analinguist, asseater.
Dude, that bitches ass was so fine, i just had to eat it. or: Sarah, your butthole is so tight, i wanna try to stick my tongue up it.
by n chamberlain October 04, 2004