man lean

The man lean consists of placing both arms (one on top of the other) on a balcony railing, and adopting a facial expression akin to that of one getting lost in fond memories of the past, while silently weighing up the pros and cons of waiting for one's partner to finally finish their shopping against vaulting the balcony and ending their suffering. Most commonly occurs in shopping centres/malls, and is similar in many ways to the man chair, although takes place outside of the store. A true form of silent struggle. Next time you see a man lean in progress, why not slip a brother a thumbs up, to let him know that things are going to be okay.

"Yo, dude, check it out, you see that right there? Man lean."

"Woah, he looks so...lost..."

"Poor guy, he's been leaning for well over half an hour, I don't think he's gonna last much longer."
"Inconsiderate bitches. Let's go talk to him."

"Hey, chin up, brother. You're fighting the good fight."

"Thanks, guys. I-I really needed that."

by RedderMist May 19, 2014

Lean Bean

Another word for Jolly Rancher candies, because of their use in Lean.

Hey, Jeremy, you want a lean bean?

by Pokeblue March 21, 2022

lean cuisine pussy

When the pussy feels like macaroni and cheese

Did you see rylees lean cuisine pussy it felt like Mac and cheese

by Daddygiver December 28, 2017

Lean tugboat

Circle jerk on a small boat

I had a ton of fun sailing;however, my arms are so sore from the lean tugboat!

by Worm daddy January 17, 2018

choke and lean

To get drunk, and or do drugs.

Kevin: "Hey man, what's on the shift?"
Trevor: "I'm 'bout to choke and lean. Holla!"

by Abijah January 21, 2005

lean couch

a heavily used couch soaked in lean (codeine syrup and sprite mixture)

often sucked out of with all the extra crumbs, dirt and bacteria to get high

This lean couch got me high as fuck man, i sucked out that thing, got extra dirt as well

by v2b March 22, 2022

mechanic's lean

To quote wikipedia.com: "A mechanic's lean is a security interest in the title to property for the benefit of those who have supplied labor and/or materials that improve said property. The lean exists for both real property and personal property. Said security interest entitles said mechanic to physically rest his back or shoulder against said item of property (resentful scowling and indignant arms-folding optional) until such time as said property's owner shells out correct payment for said property-improving labor and/or materials."

The primary purpose of outlawing running-boards on most modern vehicles was not for safety-reasons; it was to discourage garage-repairmen from performing mechanic's leans on said vehicles while people were trying to drive around town.

by QuacksO October 25, 2019