fuzzy dave

A zoophilic act where a man cums down a cat's throat, and then eventually the cat will cough up a hairball with the man's cum in it. Next, the man rubs the cum-filled hairball on a woman's face

Oh babe, Whiskers coughed up another hairball after the fuzzy dave I gave her. You know what this means!

by Marniechan January 19, 2025

fuzzy water

fuzzy water is basically just sparkling water put into better words.

“hey can you pass me the fuzzy water?”
“what’s fuzzy water?”
“look it up on urban dictionary!”

by slayedalldayed July 7, 2022

fuzzy no no

purple helmet warrior

the boys were getting a little out of hand, so I slapped them with my purple helmet warrior!

by booga November 10, 2003

Soft Fuzzy Man

Another word for a mans weiner, and sometimes a woman's jungle bush.

"I'm gonna stroke my soft fuzzy man." "I'm gonna use this hairbrush to pleasure my soft fuzzy man"

by sigmatoilet33 October 7, 2024

Fuzzy Fiep

An other name for a hairy penis.

The name was invented by 3 intelligent Dutch philosophers in the year 2017.

Fuzzy meaning hairy/furry, fiep in Dutch meaning pacifier but in this case is used as something you suck on.

Denzel: 'Do you shave your penis?'
Vic: 'No because my friend Mot enjoys my fuzzy fiep alot.'
Denzel: 'I didn't now he likes hairy penis.'

by DjenzeI July 15, 2017

Fuzzy Musk Butt

Odor emmited by a slightly over weight post menopausal ginger women after ANY strenuous activity. Odor may stick to fabric.

Your grandma's van smells like fuzzy musk butt after she gets out of it

by Dippy'sTitties July 6, 2018

FUZZY-GUT

A virgin vagina over the age of 21 with no history of ever trimming her pubic hair.

Some women get to be 50 years old and still have a FUZZY-GUT

by FUPAOF FUBAR April 21, 2023