A boy with a short stumpy chode and one lonesome pube. He's extremely passionate about his opinions, all of which are about food.
by bluewaffle June 6, 2017
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"Dylan? Please do something with me please!!"
"Not right now! I'm going out with my friends and don't want to be around you right now"
Dylan walks out the door
"You say that everyday...:
"Not right now! I'm going out with my friends and don't want to be around you right now"
Dylan walks out the door
"You say that everyday...:
by EzriaB26 November 5, 2017
Get the Dylan mug.a girl that is extremely pretty and every girl wants to be her. she gets all of the guys and has lots of friends. sometimes she can be shy when she first meets you but as soon as you get to know her she is one of the craziest and funniest people you will know.
by coolest person ever November 27, 2017
Get the dylan mug.a really annoying person who likes to make puns about stuff and is constantly saying daddy. this person is normally gay. he's normally a boy and only cares about himself and Is a really good liar.
by hvfghawvufygewhfbvyhwg['[21278 March 9, 2018
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is gay
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usually an amazing person, loves memes, has a great taste in music and is the nicest person u could meet.
will often make jokes about u but doesnt mean any of it. he has a great sense of humour and has a great personality in general. hes usually really fit and or is really really attractive. doesnt usually have any insecurities, none that are shown anyways. hes very confident and outgoing. He is very smart and loves video games.
is gay
jk
usually an amazing person, loves memes, has a great taste in music and is the nicest person u could meet.
will often make jokes about u but doesnt mean any of it. he has a great sense of humour and has a great personality in general. hes usually really fit and or is really really attractive. doesnt usually have any insecurities, none that are shown anyways. hes very confident and outgoing. He is very smart and loves video games.
by Xo.erxn May 12, 2018
Get the dylan mug.A guy that has amazing abs. He is normally really sweet and cute. You know he is the one for you if his name is Dylan. If you ever meet one just be happy with him because he doesn't like to be sad. He doesn't like fighting unless he really has to. He can be really nice but if you get on his nerves watch out. If you ever meet a Dylan then you need to take care of him because he is a keeper. He also has green looking eyes and has a fantastic personality.
by Itsmaboi January 2, 2017
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