Double Handing

1. When your penis is so big you have to jack off with both hands.

2. When you jack off with both hands to simulate the feeling of a vagina.

Jamie was double handing to Ariana Grande pictures during Lunch break in the bathroom

by fivesome April 2, 2015

Double Eskimo

A sex move guaranteed to result in the woman becoming pregnant with twins.

Dave and Gwen were doing the Double Eskimo... now she's pregnant with twins.

by Eskimo Dave M July 7, 2012

double lol

An emphasized version of the overused lol (laughing out loud)

A: I feel so useless!
B: lol
A: I'm probably gonna kill myself tonight...
B: double lol
*** silence ***
A: good night!
*** silence ***

by Fabrizio Corona February 25, 2009

double naughty

Double Naughty is a term used when a female is overly flirtatious, bordering on the vulgar it is considered double naughty.

Man 1: Yeah she was some yoga teacher bruv, proper bendy, look, look.
*Shows bendy yoga teacher"
Man 2: Jesus, fuuuck, what she sent that to you did she?
Man 1: Double naughty.

by Strongest Man in Hastings November 22, 2016

Double Bidet

A Double Bidet is when one masturbates and ejaculates at the same time as they poop into a toilet. While the ejaculate hits the chin, the toilet water jumps up to caress the asshole.

A double bidet is a great way to start the day.

by Writtenfailure June 23, 2018

Double tasking

The act of preforming manual pleasure on ones partner while simultaneously utilizing the functionality of your smart device.

Ol’ Nance is sitting over there with her boyfriend double tasking. What a whore.

by Bowlinggod January 11, 2019

Double Dash

The act of ordering through a meal delivery service like DoorDash twice within a relatively short period. Considered either marginally inconvenient or embarrassing, depending on who consumes the food.

Sorry dude, Josh's dumb girlfriend wanted pot stickers after we already ordered burritos so I had to Double Dash.

Sir, you're an above-average tipper so I promise I don't care who all this food is for.

by rhinobaby May 3, 2021