wreck the can

A term used for dropping a huge number 2 in a toilet and completely ruining it for any other person who will attempt to use it.

Kevin Murphy (as Bella) - "Well, seeing how we wrecked the bedroom; it only makes sense to wreck the can!"
Bill Corbett (as Edward) - "WAY AHEAD OF YOU ON THAT, HONEY!
- Kevin Murphy and Bill Corbett, former stars of cult classic Mystery Science Theater 3000 during the Rifftrax of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1

by Ackbarfan5556 January 14, 2014

CROISSANT IN A CAN

1. Two croissants in a metal can, a delicacy of the white people.
2. An exclamation used in the most out of pocket times.

"So when my dog died, I was so depres-"
"CROISSANT IN A CAN LMAOOOO"

by Cornnnnnnn September 04, 2023

can\’t

An oddly weird fucking annoying way kids spell shit with an apostrophe.

Hey, I can\’t eat your toes tonight, sorry babe.

by BigLigmaJunk November 14, 2018

Tommy Cans

Tommy cans is the man for when you’re skagging balls at 6 am sipping your last warm can, dying for the offy’s to open but can’t wait that long. Give him a call and he’ll be at your doorstep in 10 mins with a 24 pack of prasky. He never fails to deliever with a smile. He truly is a walking god

‘Aw man this is my last can’
‘Don’t worry man, Tommy cans is on the way’

by Spaoibh September 28, 2021

cans and bottles

Another way to call someone trash

Yo LeBron James was straight cans and bottles last night.

by No u 69 April 30, 2018

restaurant can

The effect that working at a restaurant has on on a woman's ass. Over time as the woman indulges in more and more free food, her ass increases in size on the same curve. Also known as restaurant ass.

That waitress must have been working here at least 6 months with a restaurant can like that.

by chrisemc October 25, 2017

chicken in a can

A colloquial euphemism for a cock in the ass.

My gay uncle likes chicken in a can!

by Badger poker March 04, 2019