Closet Fairy

A closet fairy is a person who goes around telling random people they are gay. For any comeback, they use the word "gay."

Shut up, you are so gay!
Nah man, you're just a jealous Closet Fairy.
Dude, you are so gay. Who do you think you are?

by Mweiner May 18, 2011

Catching fairies

To have sex

Person 1: so what did your and john get up to?

Person 2: we went catching fairies

by starjumpz1 November 19, 2016

The Toot Fairy

When you walk into your roommates room the morning after a hard night of beer drinking, and it absolutely reeks like farts.

Looks like the Toot Fairy paid a visit in here last night!

by bigcat81 May 28, 2016

fairy queer

Where you go to get good ice cream.

I am going to Fairy Queer. Anyone want anything?

by m00gininity July 31, 2011

fairy period

A period like experience felt by MTF transsexuals that are on hormone replacement therapy.

All these HRT is giving me fairy periods.

by P-W-B November 3, 2017

fairy butter

The special lube that you use during gay sex after an intense game of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2.

"Yo man, that was a great game of CoD. You should get the fairy butter, I'm feeling extra tight tonight."

by DarkyDook December 6, 2009

Fuckle Fairy

a flaming homosexual who loves to have promiscuous sex.

could also be used as a swear word when angry.

"man that guy is a total fuckle fairy"
"yeah he's really gay"

"AHH FUCKLE FAIRY, MY COMPUTER CRASHED"

by jdogbuddy November 30, 2009