Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit, drink coffee and eat breakfast on the toilet.

Hila: "Ethan, I need the bathroom! What are you doing?"
Ethan: "Hila, wudduyou just open the door on people while they're taking a shit? I'm doing a Good Morning and God Bless! I need another 20 minutes at least!"

by mrcoper May 22, 2018

Bless you child

" Your cute" / childish mostly used on girls

Invented by Zarn Murphy

When she makes a fool of herself

"Bless you child "

by Azupazdwn October 12, 2020

Bless

When someone you know has a fresh trim and you bless them by smacking the back of their head.

"Hey man, whatchu think of the trim"

"Let me bless you real quick..."

"Buuuup"

by DiscoStuR1 May 26, 2020

blacklight blessing

A blessing amidst a tragedy. One that you have to look to find, it isn't obvious or immediate.

My mom was in a car accident, it was horrible, but since she was at the hospital the blacklight blessing was that they found her cancer early and could cure it.

by slushiesybil74 November 17, 2009

blessy bless

Some sexy ass Jamaican girl from Hawaii with a cute smile and a lot of hair .

That's that Blessy bless girl from Harlem with the accent.

by Misunderstood123 August 28, 2016

Good morning and God bless

When an individual wakes in the morning and has breakfast and coffee whilst attempting to defecate on the toilet simultaneously.

Hila: *knocks* I need to use the restroom!

Ethan: Can't, Good morning and God Bless !

Hila: Do you need Ketchup or TP?

by KnowledgeForTheAnxious May 29, 2018

bless up

when your ass is saved or something good happens to you

kenzie frank almost hit the tree while driving but didn’t bless up.

by kenzf123 May 3, 2022