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Benjamin and Emily

Benjamin and Emily were best friends for over 7 yrs . Guess you could say with benefits too. One day Benjamin told Emily he wanted to be her boyfriend, finally Emily gave Benjamin a shot!
by Benjamin and Emily April 23, 2024
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benjamin

a guy with the biggest dick imaginable
"that guy has a huge dick" "well yeah its benjamin"
by benjaminpenis March 4, 2022
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Benjamin Medve

aka Revxnge-ii has a big cock and loves gaming.
Benjamin medve has a big cock
by Revxnge-ii December 2, 2020
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Benjamin

someone who is really gay. not a bit gay, *really* gay. they also often tackle boys to the ground as an excuse to sit on top of them.
person 1: benjamin
person 2: he’s gay
by yeetz72 May 28, 2022
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benjamin ma

- Spends more than 4 hours each day sitting on the toilet, without removing his pants, with no intention of actually going to the toilet, although for some reason still insists on tearing off dozens of pieces of toilet paper and flushing them as part of his ‘cover’
- Eats warm garbage before coming in to school each morning
- Types with two fingers, as hard as possible
- Rolls over on Classmates whenever anything goes wrong and sits in the middle of the bus
- Occasionally gets caught jerking off in the fire stairwell (weirdo)
- Models his haircut on members from the band ‘bald boys united ’
- Obsessive overuse of the words ‘your mom’ and ‘leo’
- Has no friends
- Bares a striking resemblance to ‘The Hamburgular”
- Stores his semen (from his numerous daily stairwell jerk offs) in Dixie cups, with the intention of one day raising an unholy army of ‘little bennys’ to do his bidding
- Has every moment of tenz twitch stream watched
- Occasionally murders fat Asian children and hides them underneath his bed
Devin: That benjamin ma guy is so good at throwing, right?
Navi: What do you mean? He cant even throw the ball 10 yards!
Devin: I meant "throwing" in valorant.
Navi: OHHHH!!! That makes much more sense!
by Ash Hull December 4, 2022
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benjamin

Benjamin is the best boy that you can have in your life.He is loving , caring and beautiful.Most of the people love him.He is always there for you.You are lucky if he is your friend and luckiest if he is your boyfriend.He is the light in the tunel, always bright and positive <3
Benjamin is the prettiest boy ever!
by qayplm November 20, 2021
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Benjamin

oh my lord that guy has the biggest penis of them all, who is he?
he must be Benjamin
by Emilyano November 23, 2021
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