surfing shit

What you do right now Is surfing shit

-Are you surfing on the internet?
*looks on the screen*
-Is this a video about squirrel's having sex?
-Yep,I'm surfing shit

by MrSurfingers July 27, 2017

Badge-Surfing

Badge surfing is the act of engaging in sexual intercourse with multiple woman in a short period of time.

Alex should probably go get checked after all that badge-surfing he’s been doing.

by the_masked_vocabularanty November 15, 2022

throat surfing

When the recipient of fellatio takes control.

I was so close, I grabbed her by the head and started throat surfing!

by Calamus56 December 3, 2023

Surf

Some white faggot that sounds like he came here off a boat that uses controller... lol! fuckin fag

You're such a surf!

by LachlanSM March 9, 2019

Barnyard Surf n Turf

The act of having sex with a horse promptly after giving a golden shower.

After the meteor shower, Kate wanted to try Barnyard Surf n Turf.

by Sloppy Joe Herrero August 9, 2016

cedar surfing

Running your vehicle, whether intentional or not, off the road at high speeds into a line of cedar trees.

The truck was a total loss after Larry fell asleep at the wheel doing 80 and went cedar surfing down the bar ditch of Highway 36 near Smith Creek.

by Larry Chair December 28, 2011

universe surfing

Universe Surfing is the act of tripping serious balls, really only on psychedelics. Usually the trip is accompanied by meditation, and the trip is usually taken to gain insight by looking within one's self, or trying to astral project and explore the afterlife/space while high on the aforementioned substances, hence "universe surfing".

Rhett: "Dude, you busy tonight?"
Bailey: "iunno, not really, why?"
Rhett: "Let's go universe surfing."

by Bartislartfast September 22, 2016