when you go to sit on a counter and shit your self and it goes on both surfaces, thats a split dump.
leg must be at 90 degree angle, also must be semi runny otherwise no split.
leg must be at 90 degree angle, also must be semi runny otherwise no split.
by longjohndec December 12, 2009
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by billypee October 21, 2010
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by Tdog Most savage March 12, 2011
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The female cast of Cocoon were bent down in the wet changing rooms at my local swimming pool and I got an eyeful of various split hot dog buns.
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Person A: I just hit a deer.
Person B (Thought 1): Did it have antlers? That would be a buck.
Person B (Thought 1): I hope you avoided getting hurt. I probably would have ducked.
Person B: Was it a duck?
Person A: No, but I wish it was.
Person A: I'm sorry, I was split braining there.
Person B (Thought 1): Did it have antlers? That would be a buck.
Person B (Thought 1): I hope you avoided getting hurt. I probably would have ducked.
Person B: Was it a duck?
Person A: No, but I wish it was.
Person A: I'm sorry, I was split braining there.
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Oh i do say one had a horrid Bonernana Split last night it went all over the floor. Oh you dirty peice of filth
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