When, during intercourse, a woman farts and queefs simultaneously. Undoubtedly the man simply shakes his head and leaves.
Todd: Man, I'm just irritated with women these days.
Ted: Why's that?
Todd: Last night I was making this beautiful girl, then without any warning Southern bigots just burst through the room.
Ted: Please tell me you left...
Todd: Even a, "pardon me," wouldn't have kept me in her. She obviously was never taught manners.
Ted: Why's that?
Todd: Last night I was making this beautiful girl, then without any warning Southern bigots just burst through the room.
Ted: Please tell me you left...
Todd: Even a, "pardon me," wouldn't have kept me in her. She obviously was never taught manners.
by AmericanoEnchilado August 7, 2012
Get the Southern Bigotsmug. A lady yanks on your balls while you are drinking whiskey and fucking your cousin. Don't you just love southern comfort
by BoB DYLAN DADDY December 8, 2020
Get the Southern Comfortmug. by JessTessTheMess July 26, 2018
Get the Southern Septummug. When you take a shit and then while your girlfriend is on her hands and knees, you fuck her in the ass while holding her face down in the toilet.
by Vundaba October 21, 2011
Get the Southern Scuba Divemug. by Cockyball043 June 10, 2024
Get the southern chilli ringmug. “Hey, Sandy. Have you sipped on that southern straw yet?”
“No, but I will when he comes over tonight.”
“No, but I will when he comes over tonight.”
by WhiteClaw4eva September 21, 2019
Get the Southern Strawmug. The act in which one has already thrown the 20th natural light can at the wall and rears back at their spouse in anger, then The spouse proceeds to stamp a cast iron skillet to their forehead.
"Some dude" Did you hear about David getting arrested?
"Some other dude" No what happened??
"Some dude" His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!
"Some other dude" No what happened??
"Some dude" His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!
by the big gay boi December 19, 2021
Get the Southern Unicorn Cookmug.