skeet catcher

slang for a womans genitalia

her skeet catcher was wetter then a slip n slide

by Stevo Paff July 25, 2006

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skeet cushion

When a man ejaculates in a women's chair in hopes that she'll sit in it.

Oh snap, I just sat on a skeet cushion!

I'm gonna sneak in the girl's bathroom and give them a toilet skeet cushion!

by jacobjacobs February 28, 2011

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Mysterious Skeet

while oundin' your girl from behind it is the act of pulling out and jizzin' all over your girlfriend's back with out here realizing what you have accomplished. This move was invented by the great Poppa-Skeet-Skeet in early 2005.

Blake:"Last night I pulled the Mysterious Skeet on my GF's back, yo."
Conor:"Way to Skeet-it-Real my 'brother from another mother'"
Blake:"Lets go get some ice cream Poppa-Skeet-Skeet"
Conor:"Alright"

by ExDragaonSlayer October 19, 2006

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named skeet skeet

When a female named Rhonda dresses in black and walks from the grocery store (or local deli) to her house, and then back again until she has covered 6.78 miles of distance. This can only occur on a Sunday or a Monday, and Rhonda CANNOT be barefoot.

"Rhonda skeet-skeeted on Monday."

by Gerald Lambeaux March 05, 2004

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