Super Sit Up

When one sit ups so hard and fast they lawn chair themselves and it's hilarious

"I was hanging with Wyatt yesterday and you know him. Fitness nut. But then it happened."
"..."
"..."
"!?!"
"..."
"!?!?!?!?..."
"..."
".....!?!??! What happened??"
"HUH?? Oh what? I spaced out"
"What happened yesterday?"
"Oh Wyatt super sit upped and popped his back. Hes kinda stuck at home now"
"...I hate you"

by RetributionVII June 29, 2018

Pocket Sit Down

When someone pranks somebody else by making a 'farting chair' and the person 'farts'.

Man, can you believe what Bethany did to Samantha! She totally got a Pocket Sit Down!

by Samantha the farter January 24, 2019

Sitted

A Kathy-ism of telling a large group of people to sit on their bottoms in a chair

You may be sitted now.

by Me! Your friend! January 27, 2019

sit on a ham sandwich with mustard!

Only used in the direst of situations, when an extremely rude person is relentlessly insulting you. It is both a powerful offense and defense.

Tommy:'Did you hear what Sarah told Bob? She told him to sit on a ham sandwich with mustard!'
Jessica:'What happened to him?'
Tommy:'His eyes rolled back in his head, his blood fizzed and boiled, and his spine slid out of his anus!'

by Annnnnnoooonnnyyyyymooouuuuuss May 24, 2018

sit down blackout

When one gets home from work sits down and drinks until he or she blacks out.

Hey bro want to sit down blackout?

by Poopiepoo69 May 26, 2018

Sitting room

When you can't think of the word living room

Pranjali thought I was in the sitting room

by SleepyAsian July 3, 2019

Sit

A player on a team sport cannot participate, usually due to ignoring coach instructions.

The coach noticed Connor was not passing the puck to his teammates before making a shot on goal attempt. He called him back to the bench and told him "You don't pass, you sit".

by KnightofNerdom May 9, 2019