Pond Shrimp

Semen

Dude, I sprayed my pond shrimp all over her face last night

by demon_peaches September 21, 2018

Shrimp

A really small, shrivlled up, gross looking penis. Often looks like a shrimp.

Daisy: "Ew scarlett your boyfriend finn has a shrimp"
Scarlett: "omg no ew that's disgusting. I am never going near that thing"

Daisy: "Yeah lol u should dump him"

by Dazy235 March 20, 2021

get shrimped

Somebody is wishing you good things.

Being shrimped stays for good fortune and getting to shrimp others is a way to show love and appreciation.

*u got shrimped*
your day is gonna be fine af

I love to get shrimped!

by Alexlovesthewallflower February 12, 2024

Shrimp

A rare torture method where the victim's legs are curled forward, making them resemble a shrimp's tail, hence the name.

"Do you know what happened to Jeffery?"
"You know, rumor has it he got shrimped."

by Smiling.Turtle April 29, 2022

Shrimping

Shrimping is when you are eating dat ass you take a plastic straw(or a metal straw for all you Vsco girl's or boy's) and suck the poop out of her butt.

"What did you and your boyfriend do yesterday for balentines day?"

"He just took me out to dinner, then we went home and he sucked it out of me"

"Whats it called, and What do you do"

"Well its called shrimping and when your eating the girls ass you take a straw and suck her poop out of her"

"Me and Terrence should try shrimping someday"

by Shrimpingmaster143 February 23, 2020

Shrimp mac and cheese

By far the most garlic saturated food ever... not even kidding.

His breath was so heinous he must have just had shrimp mac and cheese!

by bobbyboy3 October 18, 2008

Shrimp

Somebody who shrinks at the sight of people. Somebody who is extremely antisocial.

Karry is such a shrimp.

by @doggos4life June 3, 2020