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scoop glasses

Glasses worn by some chick who’s either really cool or super lame no in between not the OG scoop apparel but still pretty rad
Wow she’s wearing scoop glasses she MIGHT be chill but hard telling.
by Mashedhellspawn March 22, 2022
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scoop

A living being (fictional or non-fictional) that is extremely round and ball-shaped.
scoops are related to ice cream. Don't ask how or why, but they are.
"scoop" must never contain a capital letter.
by CutieFox9 March 19, 2022
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Scoop

When something really awesome happens or you think something is cool.
Homie: Yo dude, I got that 2012 Nissan Versa!!
Me: Damn bro!! That shit is sooo scoop!!!
by U-Sidee!! September 26, 2012
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Scoop Head

Description of one who's hair is flat on top, a then curls out on all sides. Looks like a scoop of ice cream.
Is it just me, or are more and more people becoming scoop heads.
by CCurtis January 31, 2008
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The scoop

When you and your friends all have sex back to back with one woman and see who's penis scoops semen out best by paternity testing the baby 9 months later.
"Don't worry babe I'm going last in the scoop so the odds are it will be our kid."
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Scoop and Sleep

The act of using one’s own clothing to clean, or “scoop,” the load following a session of pre-somnial masturbation so that he can dispose of his semen without disturbing his comfortability by leaving bed to find other means to do so.
When I’m tired but need a quick tug, I always do a scoop and sleep so I don’t have to get up to find tissues.
by J-Hammmy July 29, 2022
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scoop the valve

scooping a fucking valve
like a proper valve you work with
scoop her out like winnie the pooh scoops out the honey pot
i scoop the valve also known as steph wiseman last night
She stroked my gray beard
I was asleep
by Mr R Gray November 13, 2010
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