An individual who is either trying to be funny or trying to be offensive, depending on the reaction of the audience.
“Until the reaction of the listener is observed, the joke was simultaneously offensive and just a joke”
“Until the reaction of the listener is observed, the joke was simultaneously offensive and just a joke”
Friend 1: “Hey did you hear Jake’s latest line?”
Friend 2: “I can never tell if he’s being serious or not”
Friend 1: “He’s a real Schrödinger’s Bigot”
Friend 2: “I can never tell if he’s being serious or not”
Friend 1: “He’s a real Schrödinger’s Bigot”
by NugTheSped June 9, 2024
Get the Schrödinger’s Bigot mug.A narcissistic argumentarian whose line of reasoning is determined, or emphatically reaffirmed, to have been made as a Devil’s Advocate only after the reception to their argument is heard. Similar to a Schrödinger's Douchebag, a Schrödinger's Advocate will proudly embrace any praise or concessions their argument receives as confirmation of their own superiority, but will be quick to (loudly) remind others that they are "just playing Devil’s Advocate" when their argument is met with poor reception or a logical counter.
Related Definition: "Schrodinger's Douchebag"
Related Definition: "Schrodinger's Douchebag"
P1 "Man, what are you even saying?"
P2 "Don't blame me bro, I'm just playing Devil’s Advocate bro, I don't actually believe any of that bro I'm just adding to the discussion!"
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P2 "Don't blame me bro, I'm just playing Devil’s Advocate bro, I don't actually believe any of that bro I'm just adding to the discussion!"
P1 "Devil’s Advocate my ass... Schrödinger's Advocate more like..."
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Get the Schrödinger's Gender mug."Schrödinger's Cringe" (noun): A phenomenon analogous to the theoretical construct of Schrödinger's Cat, posited within the realm of human social comportment. It delineates a state of perplexing ambiguity wherein the perception of one's own behavior as cringeworthy or socially acceptable remains undetermined until subjected to external observation. This condition engenders a profound existential quandary, wherein individuals find themselves suspended betwixt the poles of approbation and derision, unable to definitively ascertain their social standing or comportment. Thus, akin to the paradoxical ruminations of yore, "Schrödinger's Cringe" illuminates the intricate interplay between subjective self-perception and societal evaluation in the annals of human interaction.
"In navigating the soirées of high society, the gentleman found himself ensnared by the enigma of 'Schrödinger's Cringe,' unsure whether his witty repartee would be hailed as charming or condemned as gauche until the quizzical glances of his peers rendered their judgment."
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Dave: Finally done with this horrible mess
Karen: Hey Dave, it would be great if we could add this feature no one asked for
Dave: Fucking Schrödinger's Done every god damn time
Karen: Hey Dave, it would be great if we could add this feature no one asked for
Dave: Fucking Schrödinger's Done every god damn time
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