salad date

Less Formal than a Dinner Date, More Formal than a Coffee Date.fac

Kevin and I didn't want The Pressure of a Dinner Date and we're past Coffee Dates, So we went on a Salad Date

by RayRay723 December 13, 2015

Blunt Salad

Blunt Salad
Bluh-nt_Sah-lad
Noun

1. Also referred to as a "Blunt Smoothie," a Blunt Salad is a cigarillo which has been split open and emptied, or it may also be a regular Blunt wrap ready to be used. This is then filled with a combination of different types of Marijuana and as long as there are three or more kinds of Marijuana being used you have successfully made a "Blunt Salad," the number three is important though! Any less is just a combo Blunt.

-"this is a mighty fine Blunt Salad we've got here boys! I'm glad we had variety today so we could feast upon this green goodness, truly a gift from the gods. Hercules himself would be tamed by this here bleezy. Hakuna Matata gents."

by The Colorado Kid d(-_-)b 👌 March 26, 2017

Jallad Salad

Means Executioner and is the name of a voluptuous and thick family. They are a Latina and Muslim mix (basically the best mix there is) and they will execute anyone who is a threat to them. However one of the members of the bad-ass family is pretty lame. He is the Clarinet Lieutenant In his school band which is pretty underwhelming for having such a cool family. (In a movie)

Yo if the Jallad Salad hears about this our heads will be snatched off like their waists.

by 555powerpufflegend April 15, 2020

Garden Salad

When you eat shrooms, smoke a bowl of the devils lettuce, and then eat a spicy af pepper.

Last weekend the boys and I had a garden salad. I’ve never sweat so much in my life.

by OneBananagramPls October 18, 2021

Dead Salad

A quiet shift. Used in catering/hospitality.

Zak asked "how's it been, busy?"
"No mate, dead salad" Hannah replied.

by HF85 September 23, 2021

hooker salad

1. When you're a sex worker but you lookin' like a healthy snack.

Your boy's about to have himself a hooker salad.

Damn, she's got white teeth. And she's fit as hell. Where'd you find this fine hooker salad? Trader Hoes?

by flibbetyflop May 31, 2019

Frumpy Salad

1) A salad that is unpleasant looking in appearance and lacks taste. The lettuce leafs are wilted like an old womans breasts and resemble more of a brown color than green. The leafs are soggy and are hard to chew. Not fresh and crisp. The toppings normally are not fresh either and lacking in taste. The tomatoes are normally soft and squishy and the croutons are hard as rocks. The dressing normally is extra runny with no flavor.

2) Used to describe a salad from a restaurant Amanda chose for us to eat at in OCEAN CITY MARYLAND.

Hey Amanda, I sure hope the crab cakes are going to taste better than this "FRUMPY SALAD" they just served us.

by CITYBOY MADMAX July 23, 2017