someone to the left of me

When you want to say something bad about someone to the left of you, but you don't want to say they're name so you say someone to the right of me.

Theres someone to the left of me, who doesn't know how to be normal.

by Tarferhal November 10, 2017

to touch someone germanly

when one gets absolutely shitfaced then proceeds to have sexual intercourse with someone of the opposite sex

i.e: your gonna get touched germanly tonight
i.e: im going to touch someone germanly tonight

by anonymous February 18, 2025

national text someone you havent talked to for a long time day

national text someone you havent talked to for a long time day is on the 21 of december! go text someone you antisocial fuck.

Hey we havent talked in awhile, did you know it's national text someone you havent talked to for a long time day!?

by st1tch3rs December 21, 2021

Someone who likes 20 kids

Janice

Someone who likes 20 kids

by it’s true I promiśę October 29, 2019

to be someone's coffee

Phrase told about somebody you cannot imagine living without, somebody you really appreciate.

I love you, you are my coffee.
Cristine is my coffee, I don't know what I would do without her.
I want to be someone's coffee one day.

by TheEveni November 16, 2018

If You Standing IN front Of Me And Your Whole Life Is Turning Around When Someone Of The Same Gender Is More Confident Than Yourself As A Person Then Maybe Turn Around And Process A Decisions

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If You Standing IN front Of Me And Your Whole Life Is Turning Around When Someone Of The Same Gender Is More Confident Than Yourself As A Person Then Maybe Turn Around And Process A Decisions

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 20, 2025

when someone is cooler than the cow

alternate version of "when pigs fly"

"can i have icecream?"
"when someone is cooler than the cow"

by anonymous October 6, 2022