lovely roach hands

a cult of which sacrifices those amongst them if one were to go against the requirement of sending a hand picture before entrance, resulting in a large explosion caused by combustable lemons. many people have fallen victim, called none other than hostages.

"the lovely roach hands are lowkey terrifying, i heard they've taken people to their basement and none of them have been seen since."

by whereisuno January 30, 2021

twat-roach

Someone who is an annoying twat and lower then a cockroach

Well isn't she a complete and utter twat-roach

by Jayknee November 26, 2014

Roach

A dirty person ; a person been around a long time and has not done anything for him or herself.

Dude you a roach

Lady you act like a roach

by BeinBool February 1, 2023

Roach

A person named David

"David I told you you're the definition of roach!"

by Jaydenboii February 6, 2017

Dope Roach

1) Someone who scrounges the dirty floor for meth droppings like a cockroach does for food.

Look at this dope roach carpet surfing for some meth i dropped..

by Duffs Dad May 15, 2024

Pole Roach

A stripper or pole dancer who is far past her prime, either due to age, drugs, lack of fitness or general misuse, who has yet to realize how unattractive she is not only on stage, but as a human being.

"That pole roach on the side stage is HIDEOUS!!" or "The mustachioed stripper on the side stage is a complete pole roach. Who the fuck hired her?"

by J.Lindsay December 18, 2012

Roach

When the blunt is shorter than your thumb.

I just shmoked a roach

by Agent23__ April 18, 2017