Pee Man

a dude who gets all drunk, then pisses everywhere known to man

im so mad he just pissed on my couch what a pee man

by b-dawg189 July 30, 2006

breakfast pee

1. breakfast pee
break-fast pee (brekfahst)

n. vulgar, yet humerous

1. The first urination of the morning, usually lasting between one and six minutes. Rivaling that of the Austin Powers post-thaw piss, or the Ogre from Revenge of The Nerds II piss.

I just took a 5 minute breakfast pee this morning, I didn't know I drank that much!

by Judge Smails December 02, 2005

Pee Bum

Tap Ass Pee Bum is usually obtained on a trip to Mexico after drinking the water.
The emitted sound from Pee Bum sounds like someone urinating when in actuality,it is stinky,liquid shit exiting with the force of a pressure washer.
Pee Bum will only stop or slow with medication or corn blockage.

Derk:"Hey man,let's go to the bar and det some putas!"
Buttster:"Dude,I can't,I got Pee Bum from those fajitas!"
Pedro:"Vote for Pedro!"

by Joel B Ertonpink April 28, 2005

Pee Wee

Young gangster

Those pee wees be shooting up shit down crenshaw

by OG October 07, 2003

pee-cock

An erection aquired only because you need to pee. Often occurs in the morning when you wake up. (see morning wood)

During the very long car trip i had to go so bad i got a pee-cock

by dakingwuzhere March 29, 2009

squat to pee

Describing a male as a female. Another way of using similar terms as pansy, fag, and pussy to lessen ones masculine.

I can't believe he won't stand up for what he believes in..

Oh he's another fucking squat to pee.

by SJP17 February 06, 2010

Pee Jerker

Getting so excited that you have to pee a little

It's like when you play hide and seek and you're hiding and you get so excited that someone might find you that you gotta pee.

Tear Jerker:Cry::Pee Jerker:Pee

by SayThat1MoreAgain March 26, 2010