Double tasking

The act of preforming manual pleasure on ones partner while simultaneously utilizing the functionality of your smart device.

Ol’ Nance is sitting over there with her boyfriend double tasking. What a whore.

by Bowlinggod January 11, 2019

Double Blink

When the person that you are talking to is so fucking stupid, that you dont have any other explanation or brain function to deal with the idiocracy.

When Jorge told Jessica that the world was flat all she did was give him a blank stare and a double blink.

by JesDBst February 11, 2019

Double boating

When a person has a baby mama and a side hoe at the same time

Look at Michael double boating over there

by Baljeet69 October 7, 2018

Double-half.

A variation of sexual intercourse enabling the male to give the female double the girth but only half the length. This is achieved by going in with a flaccid penis folded in half.

It was like throwing a sausage down a hallway, so I gave her some good old double-half.

by SlyD0g March 4, 2017

double joints

Definition 1: Unusual flexibility, usually in arms, fingers and legs.

Definition 2: Two blunts.

Definition 3: Uncontrollable sexiness and bad assery.

1: My phalanges are double jointed.

2: "Hey man, can I have one of those double joints?"

3: OH MY GOODNESS. DOUBLE JOINTS...

badass sexy double joints bodies walls chairs whiteboys whitegirls blackpanther

by Ben Dover The Fifth January 7, 2016

double cheesy

Double cheeseburger from mickey d's
the best thing on the dollar menu

give me a double cheesy thats off the heezy my neezy

by Dugey January 4, 2009

Double Flexative

When two people try to flex on eachother, they get cancelled out.

“Yo, I got AirPods”
“I’ve got a Rolex”
“Looks like we’ve got a double flexative”

by Wobbly wagon wheels July 8, 2019