I caught my brother deuce-diving his best man twenty minutes before he married his high school sweetheart.
by eosrising September 09, 2016
1) The condition of needing to relieve oneself through bowel movement. Having to take a shit.
2) In card games, hanging on to a '2' card, esp. Uno or Gin Rummy - it is a defensive strategy of game play to have only one remaining card of low value, or as in the case of Gnagno (Friulian card game), it is an offensive strategy to harbor it for late use in order to force a player to draw two unwanted cards.
3) The first album to be released by Fez Wrecker's Junkyard Jug Band in early 2013.
2) In card games, hanging on to a '2' card, esp. Uno or Gin Rummy - it is a defensive strategy of game play to have only one remaining card of low value, or as in the case of Gnagno (Friulian card game), it is an offensive strategy to harbor it for late use in order to force a player to draw two unwanted cards.
3) The first album to be released by Fez Wrecker's Junkyard Jug Band in early 2013.
1) "Dude are you okay? You seem a bit fidgety."
"The toilet is occupied, and I'm harboring a deuce!"
2) "What the fuck, you were harboring the double deuce?! That's four points for me!"
3) Have you heard that new shit from Fez Wrecker's Junkyard Jug Band called "Harboring a Deuce"? It's not as crappy as you'd expect from those constipated cats.
"The toilet is occupied, and I'm harboring a deuce!"
2) "What the fuck, you were harboring the double deuce?! That's four points for me!"
3) Have you heard that new shit from Fez Wrecker's Junkyard Jug Band called "Harboring a Deuce"? It's not as crappy as you'd expect from those constipated cats.
by botschaftler December 17, 2012
A phase that gives reference to one's anus. This term derives from the derogatory word deuce which is slang for a bowel movement.
by Slim Pixx February 07, 2009
The devil take it (late 19th and early 20th century). See "The Words," Jean Paul Sartre. George Braziller, Inc. Paris. 1964. Page 68.
by Selena 12 December 12, 2017
The type of guy who is so ugly that that you think a piece of shit is more handsome than him. Somehow he gets alot of girls to like him that are out of his league. Usually a ginger.
by datboi1111 August 12, 2017
A Deuce Plus is jail sentence of 2 years plus one day. Getting this sentance means you dont do local time, but get moved up to real prison, likely far out of town.
Alternatively, if you are lucky & had a good lawyer, you can get the same 2 year sentence, but less a day rather than plus a day & you get to do your time locally. This is a Deuce Less.
Alternatively, if you are lucky & had a good lawyer, you can get the same 2 year sentence, but less a day rather than plus a day & you get to do your time locally. This is a Deuce Less.
by Emdee Emmay September 07, 2020
An exclamation of frustration common among League of Legends and growing in popularity with other MOBA game communities. Frequently, it is used when one is unable to find a team to join.
First coined in 2016 by a player searching for and unable to find a team that uses Discord to communicate.
First coined in 2016 by a player searching for and unable to find a team that uses Discord to communicate.
LoL Player: "Hey, do you want to play League?"
Person: "Sorry, I don't play it."
LoL Player: "Tru deuces"
{LoL Player Disconnects}
Person: "Sorry, I don't play it."
LoL Player: "Tru deuces"
{LoL Player Disconnects}
by MilitantCow August 29, 2016