Vacation Boyfriend

Someone that is more fun than you’re real boyfriend that you hang out with when your real relationship is going bad, but you would never settle with.

Abe and Rhyan are nothing but vacation boyfriends for these hoes.

by norhygrets January 27, 2018

Boyfriend Retardation

Men who just don't know how to treat a girl. Even when they watch movies with gentlemen who treat there ladies like queens they don't get it. EVEN actors who play the gentlemen suffer from this condition!

Sandra:"Ben affleck is such a player, but the movies portray him so much better"
Sam:"I know, maybe he has boyfriend retardation,i mean you would think he would get it since he plays the romantic part?"

by Sa5mmytoldme December 25, 2010

Uwu boyfriend

The kind that gets hugs and kisses from his uwu girlfriend.

I could snuggle uwu boyfriend all day.

by GoodDocBadDoc January 15, 2021

Werewolf Boyfriend

Similar to a puppy boyfriend, a loving, affectionate boyfriend but who is seen as scarier, typically taller, maybe even more mature, and is very possessive over you. In another perspective, a very edgy Puppy Boyfriend who is a little toxic/mean, typically to other people besides their partners. Someone who would stand up and fight for you and maybe even growl.

She is so lucky to have a Werewolf Boyfriend to protect and love her!

by MochaPuppy November 16, 2020

period boyfriend

When you start going out with a girl and she is in love with you until her period is over.

I thought she loved me but I was just her period boyfriend.

by notzach123 November 29, 2017

boyfriend muscle

The muscles/strength you lack because your boyfriend does all your heavy lifting/moving.

Person 1: Help me lift this box.

Person 2: Sorry, no can do, I've got boyfriend muscles.

by rainebohbrite October 14, 2011

ex-boyfriend

He has become this term of "ex-boyfriend" as he has the unnatural ability to judge and assume and does not allow the innocent party to defend or explain her acts at which Mr. Arrogant is so upset about; to which she does not find the desire within to attempt to eplain anymore as it is clearly not worth it, and she has bigger and better prospects in her life now to fulfil and occupy her.

As stated above, the female party in this subject does not wish to examplify, and therefore to a degree explain as she would not give the "ex-boyfriend" the satisfaction. She knows she is correct and innocent, he has no idea what actually happened but rathar is relying upon assumption, therefore he can go on believing he is righteous and be happy within himself and his decisions.

by Monnie May 17, 2006