beer muscles

What drinking enough will convince you that you have.

That group of guys with the beer muscles thought they had almost killed somebody they were trying to persecute, since beer muscles can throw somebody's sense of reality off. They didn't even really black the guy's eyes, he just had a bloody nose and that was about it. You would think as many times as they hit the guy, they would have been able to really fuck him up badly, then he really would have been lucky to be alive.

by The Original Agahnim November 11, 2021

beer muscles

A condition that makes a guy think he's got a purple heart and he's rescuing a damsel in distress from a bank robber, no matter the actual circumstances.

You could tell the guy was flexing his beer muscles that night.

by The Original Agahnim November 20, 2021

muscle sand

When you want to type "muscles and" but you type it wrong so it becomes "muscle sand."

User 1: Today at the gym, I worked out my muscle sand abs.
User 2: Muscle sand?
User 1: Oh I meant, muscles and abs
User 2: Don't worry, it happens to the best of us.

by zerosimp6969 June 9, 2021

Muscle milk

Almost signed off

I can lift 360 after a warm up & muscle milk

by Ss_yurrr August 31, 2022

Knuckles Muscles

A flex, usually in the form of an emoji, used to indicate a post of strength or celebrate the dunking upon of an irritant or adversary.

I added a knuckles muscles to Shan's post when he shutdown Sam's dumb idea.

by dux4life May 12, 2022

Muscle Striations

One of a group of usually parallel scratches engraved in muscles by a barbell or other exercise agent.

The muscle striations started to form in his shoulders when his body fat percentage was reduced

by 476+21 November 7, 2022

Muscle Boy

A boy who's only personality is his muscles.

girl 1- "I got a new boyfriend!"
girl 2- "What's he like?"
girl 1- "uh..."
girl 2- "he's a muscle boy"

by Griffin Stein November 21, 2022