A Moose Job is when a hooker from the great north (Canada) gives a man from the US a blowjob. After he cums he can brag to his friends that he just had a Moose Job.
by Niagara Falls August 10, 2009
-Verb- The act of pulling a Rusty Moose can be summed up by making a fool of, and/or embarrassing, humiliating, degrading, spoofing, or fa-noodling ones self. And other wise, making yourself look or seem idiotic, dumb, retarded, stupid, ignorant or worthless. May also be implied when ill-referencing something, or refusal of dancing The DK dance.
Guy 1: I got arrested for asking a cop that pulled me over for drunk driving, to hold my beer while i tried to run away.
Guy 2: Dude, you Just pulled a Rusty Moose
Guy 2: Dude, you Just pulled a Rusty Moose
by T-Bucket October 24, 2011
jimmy was telling his how the window got broke and Dad replies " the the biggest moose cock story I ever heard !!"
by dionysis October 24, 2003
Did you hear Moose Cock beat faze, yeah faze didn't stand a chance against Vexx and Fuzy yelling "In the Asshole please Faze! "
by Vexx June 21, 2015
by Kerpal November 05, 2003
Used to describe the way a poo log looks (like a moose head that's peeking out). This usually occurs when one is in dire need to use the bathroom.
by Bbbllgggh August 01, 2005
same as camel toe but for a man that wears way too tight of pants.
(I would say worse than a camel toe dude)
(I would say worse than a camel toe dude)
by yeeeer mom October 21, 2005