PAPER MONKEY

Someone who has a desk job doing paperwork.

Boss: Kathryn what are you doing?

Kathryn: I'za doin my werk like a good Paper Monkey!

Guy on a first date: So what do you do for a living?

Girl: I work at a car dealership, processing loan applications.

Guy: Ohh! Your a Paper Monkey!

by RedRibbonSword October 19, 2010

Frame monkey

Someone who is addicted to high frame rates in competitive games

I use performance mode in games because I m a frame monkey

by Poopy but November 7, 2020

Monkey Twirl

When a woman is giving you a blow job and at the same time rubs both hands on each side off your penis in a twisting and twirling fashion.

I thought my cock was going to fall off after that Monkey Twirl I got last night.

by NoLuck December 3, 2009

monkey jams

Late-era extremely boring pseudo-funk jams performed live by jamband Phish.

"Man, this band really went downhilll after Trey got strung out on smack and all they would do live was play 20-minute long monkey jams."

by E-Male December 23, 2008

monkey monster

a heaping load of crap that expells suddenly when one is extremely startled.

the midget made mike myers make monkey monsters when he looked down to see such a tiny person.

by FART KING AND THE GASSY MINION March 29, 2009

car monkey

A car monkey is when a female gives a man oral pleasure while driving in a car. She should topless and at least slightly buzzed. Verb

My wife got drunk as hell last night at the beach club, and hit me with a car monkey on the way home, that shit was hella good!

by Madmax16 May 17, 2016

Beach Monkey

When someone is being dumb or annoying.

That beach monkey deleted my post!

It’s okay, just beach monkey antics.

by graylover333 May 23, 2022