Cricketer of the highest standard.
An all round player who kicks ass, and causes fear in his opponents.
When used in the plural it can also be used to describe a team.
An all round player who kicks ass, and causes fear in his opponents.
When used in the plural it can also be used to describe a team.
"That Justin, he's one hell of a crease-monkey"
"The crease-monkeys are cheered from the field by their adoring fans after yet another comprehensive victory"
"The crease-monkeys are cheered from the field by their adoring fans after yet another comprehensive victory"
by DemonPixieBoy June 21, 2008

by booty_mcanus_3001 December 10, 2022

A derogatory slur for people living or born in the country of Canada. Can also be anyone who exhibits Candian-like behaviors.
āWhereās John?ā
āHe stayed home to watch the hokey game.ā
āWhat a fucking maple monkey.ā
āHe stayed home to watch the hokey game.ā
āWhat a fucking maple monkey.ā
by DoctorNutBust December 11, 2017

A car monkey is when a female gives a man oral pleasure while driving in a car. She should topless and at least slightly buzzed. Verb
My wife got drunk as hell last night at the beach club, and hit me with a car monkey on the way home, that shit was hella good!
by Madmax16 May 17, 2016

by graylover333 May 23, 2022

fuddle monkey a term used to describe someone as either:
completely random
totally wasted/stoned
someone who can't keep up with the conversation
also basically a way to insult someone ... BADLY
completely random
totally wasted/stoned
someone who can't keep up with the conversation
also basically a way to insult someone ... BADLY
Tom: Jack your such a fuddle monkey
Jack: (either) wow man i thought unicorns were bad let alone pink ones
or i like cheese do you like cheese
or what did you say ???
or GRRR! no your a fuddle monkey
Jack: (either) wow man i thought unicorns were bad let alone pink ones
or i like cheese do you like cheese
or what did you say ???
or GRRR! no your a fuddle monkey
by Thomas Jeavons February 28, 2008

A newly found vulgar slang of Texan origin; used as a high level insult.
Can refer to asshole as a synonym. However, this slang is of much higher offense and shouldnāt be used in vain. Will end with a fight if not used cautiously.
Can refer to asshole as a synonym. However, this slang is of much higher offense and shouldnāt be used in vain. Will end with a fight if not used cautiously.
Linda: Ugh, that George is too much! All he ever does is think about himself, Iād go so far as to call him a Trash Monkey!
Martha: Uhh Linda, heās standing right behind you; I think he heard everything you said.
George: Bitch Iām gonna beat your ass up.
Fin.
Martha: Uhh Linda, heās standing right behind you; I think he heard everything you said.
George: Bitch Iām gonna beat your ass up.
Fin.
by LiiāsBathSalts May 15, 2020
