I will be sick on Monday

Def. ( Irony ). To fake being sick, usually due to fatigue, stress or irrationality. This term, created by Generation Y, was made many years ago and has eased it's way into new lingo.
There is a test on Tuesday; therefore, I will be sick on Monday
by TheWeirdBear August 21, 2024
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le' monday

adjective: the feeling you get when all you want to do is flip a table.
Employee 1: Hey man, did you F**CKIN' hear what Tony said at that meeting?"
Employee 2: *sigh* yea man.. le' monday vibes
by le'monday September 22, 2020
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repercussion monday

The Monday after a company's holiday party when details of the party's shenanigans spread throughout the office. Repercussion Monday is one of HR's busiest days with multiple closed door meetings.
Did you see Jim and the new intern at the holiday party? They were so wasted they probably won't even know what to expect when HR calls them in for a meeting on Repercussion Monday.
by Chukarhunter December 11, 2017
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monday/tuesday

A mythical day that does not existing somewhere between Monday and Tuesday where everything will be settled
Uncle Mike said you will get your money, monday/tuesday

We never got our money
by Tower88 November 24, 2021
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hot fudge monday

When a bully pins them down, and shits on there head.
"HEY! NERD! IM GONNA GIVE YOU A HOT FUDGE MONDAY!"
by Skyblue20199 July 02, 2024
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Blue Monday

Blue Monday, Blue Day is a badass song sang by the rock group Foreigner....
You really should rethink your girl, all she does is make you have a Blue Monday, everyday a Blue Day!!
by DevilWoman.inthenextroom January 25, 2021
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Blue Monday

There is none in your Sunday clothes.
... for there's no Blue Monday in your Sunday clothes!
by kubik2233 March 23, 2017
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