Michael

One who manages to be heavier than everyone else, despite them having a small/healthier diet than most. This term is frequently used in Southern California.

"He's a vegan."
"It doesn't look like it!"
"Well, thing is, he's a Michael."

"Oh!"

by MemeQueenTM July 17, 2018

Michael

A little shit

Michael a little shit.

by IFryYoToaster August 13, 2019

Michael

Nope

I hate Michael

by weed69 December 13, 2019

Michael

He is a big day jerk.

I met up with Michael today and he was a big fat jerk to me.

by Sad bill sally July 13, 2020

Michaelism

Michaelism is a form of political belief that is normally considered centrist but in reality it’s more of a lack of knowledge on the subject of politics. Most Michaelists accept who runs the country and will happily follow them no matter the pros or cons

Man: Bro did you hear about the politic who-
Michaelist: I’m gonna stop you right there, I’m a Michaelist
Man: The fuck is a Michaelist?
Michaelist: I fall into the Michaelism spectrum of the political compass

by Suthons February 14, 2020

Michael

Michael is a very fat and bald guy. Michael is from Chicago and loves Chicago sports teams. He is also bald

Your being a Michael right now

by bigdickmemo October 27, 2020

michael

An absolute bellend

ah damn. that Michael kid is a right bellend

by mike the dick June 16, 2017