Matthew Butchard

One of the whitest men on Cape Cod, says the n word to seem cool yet is just racist and extremely homophobic. Laces girls to get with him and his boyfriend Playboy are so cute together!

“Who’s the most creepy, racist, homophobic man you’ve ever met?”

“Definitely Matthew Butchard!”
“Hey don’t forget about his boyfriend Playboy (who will “steal ur girlfriend” with his man bun)!”

by ccdr1324 July 25, 2023

Matthew Michael

A raging homosexual.

Matthew Michael likes it in the ass

by Real_Barrack_Obama October 27, 2019

Matthew sandwich

When you are in between two dudes and one is fucking you in the mouth, the other in the ass

Hey dude what did you do today?
Oh nothing, just had a Matthew Sandwich with the guys

by lococaballo February 24, 2022

Matthew Noble

Matthew noble is the best tingtac and gets most of the ladies *wink wink

Matthew Noble - when I fucked your mom

by XDMama June 19, 2019

Matthew Joshua

A person that is sweet, humble, kind, and all the good things in the world. This person basically makes the world a better place.

That is pretty Matthew Joshua of you.

by battoussaaii June 17, 2021

Matthew Cassell

huge assed hobbit man with a tiny penis

“you know that kid matthew cassell”

“yeah, he ate my ass last night”

by dick123429 February 19, 2019

Matthew Vanotti

Matthew Vanotti is funny, sweet, a loyal boyfriend and overall a great guy 🥰💘

I love Matthew Vanotti

by Secretly anonymously anonymous October 16, 2019