by evangaline58 November 29, 2010
Get the mar-up mug.Person one: Do you know Mars?
Person two: The planet?
Person one: No, you dumb bitch the person who goons to Dave.
Person two: Oh.
Person one: Legend has it that Mars Freaktard once gooned so hard that she filled eight and a half buckets of cum.
Person two: What the fuck??
Person two: The planet?
Person one: No, you dumb bitch the person who goons to Dave.
Person two: Oh.
Person one: Legend has it that Mars Freaktard once gooned so hard that she filled eight and a half buckets of cum.
Person two: What the fuck??
by whatthefuckisapseudonym???? July 25, 2025
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Get the Mars mug.A big black guy hes weird asf if you ever see him dont turn off the lights or else he will disappear. If you ever see him you already know hes black as shit and stupid af.
by GodLover555 March 6, 2023
Get the Mar mug.the act of being very sweet in public, especially towards a girl/your girlfriend and then doing something shitty (like breaking up with her in a text)
A: Did you hear about Kelly and Matthew?
B: Yeah man. They seemed to be perfect for each other yesterday!
A: I didn't think he was the kind of guy to pull a Bruno Mars.
B: Yeah man. They seemed to be perfect for each other yesterday!
A: I didn't think he was the kind of guy to pull a Bruno Mars.
by michellenya November 12, 2011
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